James is just a name I use. I protect and serve for about seventy thousand dollars a year. I am engaged in the steadfast pursuit of having fun and becoming wealthy. That's not a manifesto, it's just the straight, dirty truth. I think Iraq fucked me up a little bit. I still feel things. I grew up in the grass fields of the Northwest; I was almost a farm boy back then. In Los Angeles, I guess I still almost am.